Creedence Clearwater Revival dining at Taco Bell in 1969
“I have gotten more response to that photo I retumbled of Creedence Clearwater Revival at a Taco Bell than anything else I’ve done in my life” — John Hodgman
Mister Softee would play more than one song.
Mister Softee would stop for me when I yell for it.
Mister Softee would always have Choco Tacos.
But, if they played more than one song how would you know it was Mister Softee and not one of those creepy imitators?

nc represent u go bro
Top five for cursing, top five for courteousness. Louisiana, mother fuckers :P
…the top five ‘least likely to curse’ kind of surprises me, because I feel like I swear a lot…
I’m not surprised that OH ranks 1st in cursing, because if you lived in Ohio, you’d be fucking cursing, too
haha NJ is “very courteous” and “most likely to curse”
Ah haha, home state are some courteous mother fuckers.
I feel like I more than make up for Texas in terms of swearing.
so my state is 2nd least likely to curse but 2nd least courteous
proof that using polite language doesn’t mean you’re not still rude as fuck
NH curses fucking POLITELY.
In California, we say “Please go fuck yourself. Thanks!”
O-H-I-go fuck yourself.



