keegannati
I put a coat of paint on this surface and turned around for a minute to do some more painting. When I turned back around, this button had appeared out of nowhere. If anybody needs me I’ll be hiding under the bed with a crucifix.
I’m assuming this is the calling card of a supernatural serial killer.

I put a coat of paint on this surface and turned around for a minute to do some more painting. When I turned back around, this button had appeared out of nowhere. If anybody needs me I’ll be hiding under the bed with a crucifix.

I’m assuming this is the calling card of a supernatural serial killer.

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

outlineofadeer:

The maple kind?

outlineofadeer:

The maple kind?

I’m not lonely, I like to be by myself. I mean, people don’t understand that. They think that you’re a bitch, or that you must certainly be depressed. Say a woman is sitting alone in a bar, reading, and a man who comes in, he automatically makes an assumption that she’s either sitting there waiting to be propositioned or if she doesn’t want it then there must be something wrong with her, because you know… what woman in her right mind would be content just sitting by herself? But I’m not lonely when I’m sitting in a bar by myself, I’m not even lonely when I’m at home alone. I get lonely in a crowded room or a subway that’s packed with people. You know? All those people and everyone is stranger.

Hope Davis, Next Stop Wonderland (typed from memory/while watching with no rewind feature.) 

Not the best constructed lines of all time and pretty sure she was supposed to be half drunk while saying it.

Nonetheless, this quote is me.

(via haulonthebowline)
xfilesposterproject:

arrestedfanart:

"Michael Bluth still can’t seem to get family off of his mind…”
Artist: xfilesposterproject 

Forgive me, this is a bit of a detour from the poster project, but I thought I’d share for those X-Philes out there that are also fans of Arrested Development. I just submitted this to Fox for their Season 4 DVD cover art search - so maybe you’ll be seeing this design in stores come December. Show the folks at Fox how much you like it! And, as always, more X-Files posters on the way.

xfilesposterproject:

arrestedfanart:

"Michael Bluth still can’t seem to get family off of his mind…”

Artist:  

Forgive me, this is a bit of a detour from the poster project, but I thought I’d share for those X-Philes out there that are also fans of Arrested Development. I just submitted this to Fox for their Season 4 DVD cover art search - so maybe you’ll be seeing this design in stores come December. Show the folks at Fox how much you like it! And, as always, more X-Files posters on the way.

at Miami Meadows Park

at Miami Meadows Park

Flirting and hooking up in front of me like I’m not even HERE. Have you no SHAME? 
Afterward, the male made several victory laps around the birdbath.

Flirting and hooking up in front of me like I’m not even HERE. Have you no SHAME?
Afterward, the male made several victory laps around the birdbath.

gregclubsandwich:

judedeluca:

Look what’s skullking around.

i love it