February 2011
this is war: Beer is responsible for*: →
keegn:
The Neolithic Revolution (Nomadic humans start settling down; invent things such as the plow and irrigation.)
The written language, including bookkeeping and recipes.
Mathematics
Egypt and everything in it. (Pyramids, papyrus, Omar Sharif)
The first antibiotics
Millions of people…
I usually look the other way when you write dramatic, grandiose statements about things that are...
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Beer is responsible for*:
The Neolithic Revolution (Nomadic humans start settling down; invent things such as the plow and irrigation.)
The written language, including bookkeeping and recipes.
Mathematics
Egypt and everything in it. (Pyramids, papyrus, Omar Sharif)
The first antibiotics
Millions of people in medieval Europe stopped drinking contaminated water and, consequently, stopped dying.
Capitalism
Oceanic...
January 2011
Sauteed in olive oil and tossed in some wing...
Hope I don’t get a parasite!
I just want to know how to bake these fucking frog...
Google is useless.
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If...
– Charles Bukowski (via stillnotgivingafuck)
percussivehandclaps asked: Try this:
http://convincingindie.tumblr.com/post/3007580118
and tell me about it?
http://convincingindie.tumblr.com/post/3007580118
and tell me about it?
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lol, duke.
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2TB hard drive is still formatting.
GAH.
45 minute wait at Mellow Shroom.
So it’s margaritas instead!
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NHL All Star Skills Competition!
Now!
'bout to go get some Mellow Mushroom pizza.
I LIKE WHAT I’M DOIN THUR.
Things they don't tell you about a 2TB external...
Go ahead and bequeath it to your favorite grandchild. You’re going to need someone who’ll be alive 70 years from now so they can click “OK” when it finishes formatting.
Things they don't tell you about a 2TB external...
IT WEIGHS LIKE 50 POUNDS.
iTunes plays Slap Buddy Shoes.
Realize how long you’ve known Shawn.
Wonder if it’s weird that you’ve known a whole community of people for like 10 years and only met a handful of them.
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Belief-O-Matic
From Beliefnet.com.
I can dig that.
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Advertising today makes no sense to me.
For instance, there’s some commercial that has “The Only Living Boy in New York” playing over somebody talking about some product or service. I have no idea what they’re trying to sell because the only thing I take away from the whole spot is the desire to listen to that album and/or watch Garden State.
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Einhorn is Finkle.
Finkle is Einhorn.
EINHORN IS A MAN.
OH MY GOD.
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Hey guys, guess what?
Keep on reading. How are you? I hope you are fine. I am not fine as you can no doubt tell from me hanging here from the ceiling fixture. You are the ones who drove me to this. I was doing just fine until you fuckers came along. I hope you’re happy now that I’m goddamn dead.
Signed,
The corpse in this room
P.S. Fuck you people.
zirb:
A Drink……….Make Me A Drink.
This episode of Make Me A Drink comes From Russia With Love. I have A View to a Kill as I try a new drink For Your Eyes Only.
I’m heading out to Casino Royale with The Spy Who Love Me. I try the Classic Martini, shaken not stirred.
Lately I’ve been thinking about how I don’t drink enough gin. Alas, I’m out of vermouth