keegannati

May 31

emilytimeidie replied to your post: Well that’s the last time I buy dollar store… i seriously skipped so many words and read: explosion to urinary tract. i was scared for you for a second.

It hurts just thinking about that happening. D:

accuratelyawesome replied to your post: Well that’s the last time I buy dollar store… All bubble baths and scented products can cause UTIs. Hell, warm water will cause them too!

In that case, I’m glad I’m not prone to getting them.

Well that’s the last time I buy dollar store bubble bath. Stay away from my urethra. (Taken with instagram)

It’s hot as hell in this car and these torrents are taking forever to download.

Really regretting cancelling the internet right now.

(Source: instagr.am)

May 30

He’s not human.

(Source: instagr.am)

Wait, hockey’s still going on?

Stupid remodel. Where am I supposed to buy cheap booze?

May 27

I’m drunk and the pig is a Bengal. (Taken with instagram)

What has two thumbs and is dressed in his finest eurotrash attire for a Taste of Cincinnati dinner?

Dario Franchitti wins the Indy 500!